If wearing 2-inch or higher heels causes you to look/sound like/resemble ANY of the below, you should seriously be sticking to flats.
• The person who gets sent home week one from America’s Next Top Model
• One of the Budweiser Clydesdale horsies
• A guy dressed in drag on Halloween
• Those baby giraffes that are first trying to walk
• Ramona from Real Housewives of New York
Besides, it's a law firm. These folks aren't really known for their social skills let alone paying attention to fashion trends. They value putting together compelling arguments, not snazzy outfits. The one woman on my floor dresses in all black every day and changes it up with different pins, most of them are cats. I bet you she thinks the comic strip Cathy is a real riot too.